Assholes Finish First
I'm ashamed to admit that I read this thing in four hours flat in a bookstore, and did so while ignoring crippling, nausea-inducing hunger pains which forced me to consume large amounts of food afterwards in a very short amount of time and then pass out. Also, I feel dirty. I refuse to rate this book, because I refuse to rate Tucker Max as a human being, but I couldn't put his stupid fucking book down. I feel ashamed and guilty. I should be punished.